“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover…
“I’d let you make me wear the hat.”
“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”
“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of
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“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your
“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”
“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the
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“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative
“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need
“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d
“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get
“You don’t need to YouTube to see my exotic dancing.”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT
“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take
“Are you a complete flake who happens to be a genius? Because
“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”
“You may have made my arm squishy, but you’ve made
“Forget Appledore… Make me your Applewhore.”
“I don’t just do it doggy style– I do it Redbeard
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s
“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing,
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
“I bet wearing Claire-de-la-Lune and being blackmailed
“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious?
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“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to
“I could never bear to argue with you, even if I wasn’t
“I’ll be your housekeeper… Maybe I’ll