Fuckin’ whatever.

Fuckin’ whatever.

I want to be bitten.

I want to be bitten.

It’s 3am and everyone in the house is asleep.  Time to

It’s 3am and everyone in the house is asleep.  Time to

In which I go fucking nuts with colour and a rainbow vomits on

In which I go fucking nuts with colour and a rainbow vomits on

Whatevs the fucks.

Whatevs the fucks.

Bitch I don’t need no fucking panties.

Bitch I don’t need no fucking panties.

So I’m bumming around in Saints Row 3 here, and I’m

So I’m bumming around in Saints Row 3 here, and I’m

Reclaim your lost pieces.

Reclaim your lost pieces.

Sunshine and warm breezes are much better experienced this way.

Sunshine and warm breezes are much better experienced this way.

4:40 AM and I still can’t sleep. Luckily, I have a backlog

4:40 AM and I still can’t sleep. Luckily, I have a backlog

Just chill.

Just chill.

Pokin’ dat butt.

Pokin’ dat butt.

My outfit for the day, featuring the shortest mini skirt I own!

My outfit for the day, featuring the shortest mini skirt I own!

Possibly the best bedhead I’ve conjured up yet.

Possibly the best bedhead I’ve conjured up yet.

Walkies Photo work done by http://unipegus.tumblr.com

Walkies Photo work done by http://unipegus.tumblr.com

So that black tanktop I wore to Pride stayed on me for about

So that black tanktop I wore to Pride stayed on me for about

Warm breezes on exposed tummies.

Warm breezes on exposed tummies.

We are mature dykes and we take things very seriously.

We are mature dykes and we take things very seriously.

Own it.  Photo work by http://unipegus.tumblr.com

Own it. Photo work by http://unipegus.tumblr.com

Happy Canada Day everyone!

Happy Canada Day everyone!

It’s 4am and it’s a fucking hot and muggy July morning.

It’s 4am and it’s a fucking hot and muggy July morning.

First night sleeping in my new place. Little bit intimidated,

First night sleeping in my new place. Little bit intimidated,

Freshy showered and feeling drowsy but playful! I’m calling

Freshy showered and feeling drowsy but playful! I’m calling

This little otter’s going swimming today!

This little otter’s going swimming today!

I swear I would spend like the entire morning in the shower if

I swear I would spend like the entire morning in the shower if

Feelin’ a tad frisky tonight.

Feelin’ a tad frisky tonight.

Ready for an afternoon out on the town!

Ready for an afternoon out on the town!

Zoey you actually have to get OUT of bed sometime today.

Zoey you actually have to get OUT of bed sometime today.

In which I rock an ugly fuckin’ tanktop and get away with

In which I rock an ugly fuckin’ tanktop and get away with

Recently, I’ve taken to cropping myself while I masturbate.

Recently, I’ve taken to cropping myself while I masturbate.

So you can totes see my bra through this tanktop but check out

So you can totes see my bra through this tanktop but check out

Not sure if it’s even legal to wear a skirt this short.

Not sure if it’s even legal to wear a skirt this short.

Just wanna lay on the porch all day

Just wanna lay on the porch all day

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tybaar.tumblr.com/post/29117443207/

Wherein I go to the park and succeed in confusing cis people.

Wherein I go to the park and succeed in confusing cis people.

Arched Photo taken by http://unipegus.tumblr.com/

Arched Photo taken by http://unipegus.tumblr.com/