“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted

“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted

“Will you join my football team and raise five children

“Will you join my football team and raise five children

“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted

“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted

The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock

“Will you be my division?”

“Will you be my division?”

“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy

“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy

“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’

“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”

“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”

“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”

“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”

“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t

“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t

“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’?

“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’?

“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll

“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll

“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating

“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland

“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

“My division is the one between your legs.”

“My division is the one between your legs.”

“I have five children.”  Okay, so this one’s

“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s

“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades

“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades

The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes…

“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes…

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn

“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn

“How about we unbutton more than just our sleeves and show

“How about we unbutton more than just our sleeves and show

“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred

“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred

“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime

“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime

“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How

“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How

“I’d love you even if you got Towerhouse wrong.”

“I’d love you even if you got Towerhouse wrong.”

“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”

“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about

Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade

Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date