“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.”
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’
“Come with me and your teapot collection won’t be
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like
“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug
“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other
Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests,
Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to
“You’re the fence to my John… I can’t
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill
“Our sex is like a crime– the weirder it is, the
“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone
“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love
“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to
“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off
“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your
“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on
Hey all! Sorry I haven’t posted the last couple of days.
“Are you my flash drive? Because I would smash six busts of
DOCTORS KISSING CONSULTING DETECTIVES NOT KISSING YOUUU clockworktimebomb:
“sherlock… when did you have time to get fitted
john thought it was a good idea at first but now sherlock’s
ends in angry threeway kurtisgonnabitchslapsebastian: draw Captain
BOREDEXTERMINATEBOOORRREDEXTERMINAAAATE boffeecoffeebee: Could
the first of these requests is really old… for some reason
“sherlock you have a problem” “I CAN STOP WHENEVER
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6822676/sherlock-blues-clues
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i got my big pillows back!! i like this size, they’re much
I also made a doublesided bookmark for Breadcrumbs, which you’ll