You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

You came home to find out your brother was holding a huge party.

You came home to find out your brother was holding a huge party.

mothersworkisneverdone:  …you lost the game and your mother

mothersworkisneverdone: …you lost the game and your mother

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of

You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of

My mommy. I’d gladly damn her to hell if it meant she’d

My mommy. I’d gladly damn her to hell if it meant she’d

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re

Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

You used to love to search the net for candid images of women

You used to love to search the net for candid images of women

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically

I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically

You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved

You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

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bluvelvet99.tumblr.com/post/79532675647/

The heist was going along as planned. The charges were set, the

The heist was going along as planned. The charges were set, the

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bluvelvet99.tumblr.com/post/81715231646/

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

You didn’t know how to tell your mother this, but you always

You didn’t know how to tell your mother this, but you always

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bluvelvet99.tumblr.com/post/91385661508/

The saying goes “to the victor goes the spoils.”

The saying goes “to the victor goes the spoils.”

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,

Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,

Have you ever been strangely fond of someone that everything

Have you ever been strangely fond of someone that everything

And that’s when you knew that the drugs you had slipped into

And that’s when you knew that the drugs you had slipped into

FAN SUBMISSION“It is the last time they laid hands on me!”,i

FAN SUBMISSION“It is the last time they laid hands on me!”,i

You were an artist. Or at least that’s what your fans would

You were an artist. Or at least that’s what your fans would

Have your say: What Is Your Mom's Body Shape?

Have your say: What Is Your Mom's Body Shape?

Have your say: How Did You Discover This Fetish

Have your say: How Did You Discover This Fetish

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Era Classic    Originally published February.

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Era Classic   Originally published February.

For those who don’t know and haven’t been caught up, i’m

For those who don’t know and haven’t been caught up, i’m

marril96: sumersprkl:  baku: the worst memories of being bullied

marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied

Hey assholes the fact that a writer on the show has to tell you

Hey assholes the fact that a writer on the show has to tell you