There was Greg’s mother. Just the way he had left her
Judy hoped her son would finally respond to her texts now. After
“Bingo,†said Nicole as she watched her brother’s
undie-fan-99: Sexy “Marc Dylan” wearing his blue Superman
She used to love listening to her parents while they fucked,
ricancumdumpbarbie: Again something a little different. hope
arandomwhitedude: just-call-me-cupcake: Oop u dont
arandomwhitedude: just-call-me-cupcake: Oop u dont
just shut up now, fuckdoll.
assfansunite: WakeUpNow see how with Wake Up Now you can make…
Reblog if your sleeping schedule is fucked up.
Well that was an uneventful homecoming friday. Now just saturday
dirtyonepiececonfessions: “I’ve always wondered who would
shinywaka: swiggity-swargis-wheres-tardis: saxyqueen: alittleworldofimagination:
no more games , it’s my turn . open up , now !
rachelfershleiser: A stiletto’s stuck straight through his
wokeninvain: “Daddy, aren’t you going to fuck me now?”
casskinks: I think I fucked up my new haircut. It looks a bit
Crisis averted, now its time to try and stop being such a massive
oh god this is so embarrassing listening to a recording of me
degected:PSA: This is ONE story but there are so many more. Standarized
futureblackpolitician: caffeinatedblacchipster: Of course white
yankeecountess: I’ve been binge-watching S2 and S3 of Broadchurch
fluffmugger: godbless-st-cyr: I think this may be my new favorite
casandsip: dean’s list of people he would go gay for: channing
kalooeh: Holy shit So today I learned that since I’ve been
12:43amRandom memories of my ex flashing through my head. Really
I think part of your anger is coming from the fact that you fucked
bug-meats:mugabear27:bug-meats: scott morrison welding embarrassment
granddyke:granddyke:you, small brain: drinks “cannabis”
granddyke:granddyke:you, small brain: drinks “cannabis”
deansurvived: the-prince-is-right: divorcedreality: george
carolingianempire:azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women
I’ve only been asleep for two hours and I got woken up.
Today started off great… Then it got progressively fucked
I took my mom's advice on doing a design on my nails and fucked