Pretty sure eggs don’t come from a fucked up lawyer shitting

Pretty sure eggs don’t come from a fucked up lawyer shitting

red-valentine:  yugiohnoshebetterdont:  upside-happenings:  pylertalma:

red-valentine: yugiohnoshebetterdont: upside-happenings: pylertalma:

nonespark:  chantdelouve:  #IT’S JUST HER FUCKING LEG AND MAKEUP

nonespark: chantdelouve: #IT’S JUST HER FUCKING LEG AND MAKEUP

ereri-is-in-the-air:  Original artist HEREPlease do not remove

ereri-is-in-the-air: Original artist HEREPlease do not remove

Gonna grip you by your hair and pull your head back so I can

Gonna grip you by your hair and pull your head back so I can

I keep freaking out, because I somehow have to work in a bullshit

I keep freaking out, because I somehow have to work in a bullshit

schizoaffectiveanders:  In case you needed another reminder that

schizoaffectiveanders: In case you needed another reminder that

inneedofr:  Hello there my dear Gods and Goddesses. It has been

inneedofr: Hello there my dear Gods and Goddesses. It has been

unmistrusting:weissfire:humandryersheet:luisonte:Me duele la

unmistrusting:weissfire:humandryersheet:luisonte:Me duele la

fuck this. fuck this! there’s bullshit in the air. fuck

fuck this. fuck this! there’s bullshit in the air. fuck

langcassie:  definitelynotsatan:  dextrgrif:  #we’re we #here

langcassie: definitelynotsatan: dextrgrif: #we’re we #here

pinupbanana:  sensuwal:  turnupforjesus:  howboutno:  annaomgz:

pinupbanana: sensuwal: turnupforjesus: howboutno: annaomgz:

pikminchick:phantom-ofthe-troyler: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE

pikminchick:phantom-ofthe-troyler: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE

all-inklusive:  the-fury-of-a-time-lord:  lolzpicx:     CATSI

all-inklusive: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: lolzpicx:   CATSI

thaunderground:  onn-melancholy-hill:  rudegyalchina:  gabzillatheillestandrealest:

thaunderground: onn-melancholy-hill: rudegyalchina: gabzillatheillestandrealest:

everydayfixxx:  suzyycarmichaelll:A lot of folks on here pretend

everydayfixxx: suzyycarmichaelll:A lot of folks on here pretend

wanderlost-girl:  millennial-review: ive worked at PJs.ive watched

wanderlost-girl: millennial-review: ive worked at PJs.ive watched

inneedofr:  Hello there my dear Gods and Goddesses. It has been

inneedofr: Hello there my dear Gods and Goddesses. It has been

t0geppi:  fuck-skate:  holy shit it doesn’t even look real

t0geppi: fuck-skate: holy shit it doesn’t even look real

shot-ass:  i heard you were talking shit

shot-ass: i heard you were talking shit

pretty-period:  “More girls should join boys’ teams so it

pretty-period: “More girls should join boys’ teams so it

mobpsycho100:  when ur in a really stressful situation and you

mobpsycho100: when ur in a really stressful situation and you

sixpenceee:  The Witches Chair was an 18th century torture method.

sixpenceee: The Witches Chair was an 18th century torture method.

inscarletsilence:  my favourite thing about cat yawns is they

inscarletsilence: my favourite thing about cat yawns is they

yazzy117:suddenly-oranges:  philosophere:  luxxurioustaste:

yazzy117:suddenly-oranges: philosophere: luxxurioustaste:

I’m not caught up with Castle and I accidentally just read

I’m not caught up with Castle and I accidentally just read

 I really just want to be with someone who is serious about me.

I really just want to be with someone who is serious about me.

telapathetic:  sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I

telapathetic: sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I

cupcakedrawings:  madamhorde:  YES.  YES  Aw fuck.  Why do have

cupcakedrawings: madamhorde: YES. YES Aw fuck.  Why do have

premiium:  there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i

premiium: there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i

Team ‘Give Chloe Price a fucking break holy shit’

Team ‘Give Chloe Price a fucking break holy shit’

thesassygandalf:  Me, when In Too Deep first got announcedMe,

thesassygandalf: Me, when In Too Deep first got announcedMe,

if I could play the new pokemon, I would have the biggest conflict

if I could play the new pokemon, I would have the biggest conflict

aplpaca: “do you like voltron?” YES YES YES YESALKSDBLLBAKLSDL

aplpaca: “do you like voltron?” YES YES YES YESALKSDBLLBAKLSDL

corneliusalba:  constable-frozen:  olaf mark7  what the flying

corneliusalba: constable-frozen: olaf mark7 what the flying

tfw your organic lab professor doesn’t really teach anyone

tfw your organic lab professor doesn’t really teach anyone