“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.”
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”
“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg
“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really.
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her
“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let
*SCREAMS* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat…
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must
“I only have earbuds for you.”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb–
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m
Now that February is upon us, I thought I should announce again
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the
“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die
“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come