Me and my mom completely forgot we invited my aunt over for dinner,

Me and my mom completely forgot we invited my aunt over for dinner,

Holy shit my mom is hot! We’ve been sleeping together for

Holy shit my mom is hot! We’ve been sleeping together for

Ever since I told my mom how I really felt about her she’s

Ever since I told my mom how I really felt about her she’s

That look has had my head spinning for days…. I accidentally

That look has had my head spinning for days…. I accidentally

mothersworkisneverdone:  …you lost the game and your mother

mothersworkisneverdone: …you lost the game and your mother

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of

You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re

Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re

You used to love to search the net for candid images of women

You used to love to search the net for candid images of women

I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically

I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

The heist was going along as planned. The charges were set, the

The heist was going along as planned. The charges were set, the

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,

Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Era Classic    Originally published February.

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Era Classic   Originally published February.

P.S. (Rabbit and Scout)Your dad died in the coldest and most

P.S. (Rabbit and Scout)Your dad died in the coldest and most

My mom is a bead jewelry hobbyist. She makes name bracelets for

My mom is a bead jewelry hobbyist. She makes name bracelets for

bethanyactually:  ticklemetuesday:  Everyone likes to say that

bethanyactually: ticklemetuesday: Everyone likes to say that

Stopped by the Goodsprings General Store and Pioneer Saloon for

Stopped by the Goodsprings General Store and Pioneer Saloon for

my mom picked up some cold medicine for me, so I’m all good

my mom picked up some cold medicine for me, so I’m all good

My siblings and I have had these cute Christmas stocking since

My siblings and I have had these cute Christmas stocking since

Mom said that being goth it was good for you.[Me - 2012]

Mom said that being goth it was good for you.[Me - 2012]

My mom asked for 20 bucks….suddenly I gave her nothing

My mom asked for 20 bucks….suddenly I gave her nothing

itisthefunpolice:  swedepea:  iloveradfems:  caffeinatedfeminist:

itisthefunpolice: swedepea: iloveradfems: caffeinatedfeminist:

Mom and Pepe! ❤️❤️❤️  Say a prayer for my mom, she

Mom and Pepe! ❤️❤️❤️ Say a prayer for my mom, she

andrewbelami:  totalariana:  When you ask your Mom for money

andrewbelami: totalariana: When you ask your Mom for money

know how I said my week was gonna suck and I could feel it??

know how I said my week was gonna suck and I could feel it??

my friend's mom made cream puffs for me and my mom

my friend's mom made cream puffs for me and my mom

my mom>anybody else’s mom this woman did my taxes for

my mom>anybody else’s mom this woman did my taxes for

We’re having a potluck for my final day of this art class

We’re having a potluck for my final day of this art class

My mom babies my 17yo brother so much it’s ridiculous! She

My mom babies my 17yo brother so much it’s ridiculous! She

My mom gifted me earrings for my birthday that are miniature

My mom gifted me earrings for my birthday that are miniature