It’s 3am and everyone in the house is asleep.  Time to

It’s 3am and everyone in the house is asleep.  Time to

In which I go fucking nuts with colour and a rainbow vomits on

In which I go fucking nuts with colour and a rainbow vomits on

Today I feel pretty. Pretty as in, ‘fuck you’.

Today I feel pretty. Pretty as in, ‘fuck you’.

Reclaim your lost pieces.

Reclaim your lost pieces.

Sunshine and warm breezes are much better experienced this way.

Sunshine and warm breezes are much better experienced this way.

Happiness is warm summer nights whilst wearing your girlfriend’s

Happiness is warm summer nights whilst wearing your girlfriend’s

4:40 AM and I still can’t sleep. Luckily, I have a backlog

4:40 AM and I still can’t sleep. Luckily, I have a backlog

Just chill.

Just chill.

Pokin’ dat butt.

Pokin’ dat butt.

My outfit for the day, featuring the shortest mini skirt I own!

My outfit for the day, featuring the shortest mini skirt I own!

Possibly the best bedhead I’ve conjured up yet.

Possibly the best bedhead I’ve conjured up yet.

Walkies Photo work done by http://unipegus.tumblr.com

Walkies Photo work done by http://unipegus.tumblr.com

Warm breezes on exposed tummies.

Warm breezes on exposed tummies.

Fierce Photo work by http://unipegus.tumblr.com

Fierce Photo work by http://unipegus.tumblr.com

Happy Canada Day everyone!

Happy Canada Day everyone!

It’s 4am and it’s a fucking hot and muggy July morning.

It’s 4am and it’s a fucking hot and muggy July morning.

Freshy showered and feeling drowsy but playful! I’m calling

Freshy showered and feeling drowsy but playful! I’m calling

Ready for an afternoon out on the town!

Ready for an afternoon out on the town!

Zoey you actually have to get OUT of bed sometime today.

Zoey you actually have to get OUT of bed sometime today.

In which I rock an ugly fuckin’ tanktop and get away with

In which I rock an ugly fuckin’ tanktop and get away with

So you can totes see my bra through this tanktop but check out

So you can totes see my bra through this tanktop but check out

Not givin’ a fuck so hard tonight.

Not givin’ a fuck so hard tonight.

Not sure if it’s even legal to wear a skirt this short.

Not sure if it’s even legal to wear a skirt this short.

Just wanna lay on the porch all day

Just wanna lay on the porch all day

Wherein I go to the park and succeed in confusing cis people.

Wherein I go to the park and succeed in confusing cis people.

Playful Photo taken by http://unipegus.tumblr.com

Playful Photo taken by http://unipegus.tumblr.com

This outfit’s probably good for the day.

This outfit’s probably good for the day.

Sassy dress, combat boots and unshaven legs. Yeah, I’m

Sassy dress, combat boots and unshaven legs. Yeah, I’m

Cruisin’ around without a bra today for the following reasons:

Cruisin’ around without a bra today for the following reasons:

To be honest, I really wish the outfits that I slept in were

To be honest, I really wish the outfits that I slept in were

The rare/shiny version of Zoey features no collar and actual

The rare/shiny version of Zoey features no collar and actual

Aiden’s new two-disc release Strapped Dykes 2 pairs femme

Aiden’s new two-disc release Strapped Dykes 2 pairs femme

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yourbestattempt:  My joque spareparts harness.I’m gonna review

yourbestattempt: My joque spareparts harness.I’m gonna review

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