“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from
“I could never bear to argue with you, even if I wasn’t
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just
“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d
“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think
“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going
“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”
“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping
“I would name my daughter after you even if your first
“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re
“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.â€
“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.â€
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn
“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs
“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.â€
“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even
“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.â€