I taught my first class ever today!  I overused a few words

I taught my first class ever today!  I overused a few words

It sounds like I’m not going to go in for the professional

It sounds like I’m not going to go in for the professional

I keep freaking out, because I somehow have to work in a bullshit

I keep freaking out, because I somehow have to work in a bullshit

tokillamockinggirl:  the teachers at my high school do this to

tokillamockinggirl: the teachers at my high school do this to

Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally

Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally

Today I noticed that one of my kids was doodling on a Post-It

Today I noticed that one of my kids was doodling on a Post-It

school’s been cancelled in my district.   it better fucking

school’s been cancelled in my district. it better fucking

bekstek:  mintike:  IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST

bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST

My classroom is right next to a portrait of George Washington.

My classroom is right next to a portrait of George Washington.

 I made a poster for your classroom.   gotta get these kids

I made a poster for your classroom.  gotta get these kids

I had my kids do an assignment in which they picked a song that

I had my kids do an assignment in which they picked a song that

I was in my classroom searching pictures of Hamilton for a Constitution

I was in my classroom searching pictures of Hamilton for a Constitution

things I have gone over in my class that weren’t on the

things I have gone over in my class that weren’t on the

today a kid asked me how christopher columbus was able to eat

today a kid asked me how christopher columbus was able to eat

I’m apparently an object of fascination with a large portion

I’m apparently an object of fascination with a large portion

I love tracking the Alexander Hamilton tag during the school

I love tracking the Alexander Hamilton tag during the school

people in the teacher’s lounge keep thinking I’m

people in the teacher’s lounge keep thinking I’m

I went to my boy’s soccer game today!  They got absolutely

I went to my boy’s soccer game today!  They got absolutely

I took on a subbing position tomorrow, because I wanted extra

I took on a subbing position tomorrow, because I wanted extra

I did my first sub position today and BOY OH BOY I thought writing

I did my first sub position today and BOY OH BOY I thought writing

npr is running an article on ~the secret life of teachers and

npr is running an article on ~the secret life of teachers and

ven0moth:  if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

ven0moth: if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

SO MANY KIDS WERE IN EBOLA THEMED COSTUMES IM SO PISSED

SO MANY KIDS WERE IN EBOLA THEMED COSTUMES IM SO PISSED

I’m grading my quizzes and I have more failing grades,

I’m grading my quizzes and I have more failing grades,

Today the topic of politics was brought up in the teacher’s

Today the topic of politics was brought up in the teacher’s

I think I might have made a friend at work?  He’s a sub,

I think I might have made a friend at work?  He’s a sub,

today I laced into one of my students for being an ableist fuckwad,

today I laced into one of my students for being an ableist fuckwad,

I have to go to bed, because I have professional development

I have to go to bed, because I have professional development

so last time I got observed I had a kid start bleeding mid-lesson.

so last time I got observed I had a kid start bleeding mid-lesson.

so I’m pretty sure a social studies teacher I work with

so I’m pretty sure a social studies teacher I work with

So a bunch of water pipes burst in my school so my classroom

So a bunch of water pipes burst in my school so my classroom

the only good thing about this back injury is that my kids are

the only good thing about this back injury is that my kids are

final show was last night!  the power source for sound died

final show was last night!  the power source for sound died

conservativedad:  remember those boys in middle school whose

conservativedad: remember those boys in middle school whose

Also, there was a moment in which the english teacher was calling

Also, there was a moment in which the english teacher was calling

oh! so it’s teacher appreciation week this week! obvs you don’t

oh! so it’s teacher appreciation week this week! obvs you don’t