“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted
“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash
“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring
“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about
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“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”
“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick
“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick?
“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.â€
“I want to buy you a Christmas present that matches my
“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used