“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him
“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!”
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.
“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get
“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing
“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me
“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face
“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll
“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get
“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe
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