*whispers* I want anti-gravity boots and a hot boyfriend too…

*whispers* I want anti-gravity boots and a hot boyfriend too…

So earlier I said I was bored and wished I had a spouse?I’d

So earlier I said I was bored and wished I had a spouse?I’d

Hi I’m 30 years old and I don’t know what it’s like to

Hi I’m 30 years old and I don’t know what it’s like to

I had a dream, like, a week or two ago, that a Henry Golding

I had a dream, like, a week or two ago, that a Henry Golding

I’ll never get a boyfriend at this rate…

I’ll never get a boyfriend at this rate…

I really need a boyfriend… This single life and being

I really need a boyfriend… This single life and being

godtricksterloki:  Have faith, dear boyfriend, for you are not

godtricksterloki: Have faith, dear boyfriend, for you are not

So my fuckslave, “girlfriend for normies”, has changed

So my fuckslave, “girlfriend for normies”, has changed

So I wasn’t even thinking of drinking tonight, UNTIL my dearly

So I wasn’t even thinking of drinking tonight, UNTIL my dearly

MY BOYFRIEND JUST BOUGHT US VUVUZELAS.  I AM SO FUCKING PUMPED

MY BOYFRIEND JUST BOUGHT US VUVUZELAS. I AM SO FUCKING PUMPED

My boyfriend is being Misty from Pokemon for Halloween and omg

My boyfriend is being Misty from Pokemon for Halloween and omg

I may be outlining a companion piece to"we are the same

I may be outlining a companion piece to"we are the same

I got two and a half things I want to write rn but I can’t

I got two and a half things I want to write rn but I can’t

just caught an artist I was mutuals with using my name + my boyfriend’s

just caught an artist I was mutuals with using my name + my boyfriend’s

my boyfriend, drinking a screwdriver: shout out to oranges for

my boyfriend, drinking a screwdriver: shout out to oranges for

I love when my boyfriend and I are going to sleep and I’m

I love when my boyfriend and I are going to sleep and I’m

I should be sleeping so I’ll be rested at work tonight, but

I should be sleeping so I’ll be rested at work tonight, but

Good thing about the wedding of Stephen Fry and Elliot Spencer

Good thing about the wedding of Stephen Fry and Elliot Spencer

in unrelated news: my roots have grown out almost two inches

in unrelated news: my roots have grown out almost two inches

aoba is so cute.  aoba is so fucking cute.   how the fuck do

aoba is so cute. aoba is so fucking cute. how the fuck do

the boyfriends all love aoba so much and i just *starts tearing

the boyfriends all love aoba so much and i just *starts tearing

i thought i didn’t like kagehina that much but than suga called

i thought i didn’t like kagehina that much but than suga called

My boyfriend worked at 10am so I stopped by a sex shop on the

My boyfriend worked at 10am so I stopped by a sex shop on the

casually wishing I was with my boyfriend so I could practice

casually wishing I was with my boyfriend so I could practice

So, I’ve been giving heavy consideration to having a threesome…?

So, I’ve been giving heavy consideration to having a threesome…?

You know what would be really cool? If my boyfriend wasn’t

You know what would be really cool? If my boyfriend wasn’t

My boyfriend and his best friend Dan are so cute and I’m

My boyfriend and his best friend Dan are so cute and I’m

It’s really hard when your boyfriend is states away and

It’s really hard when your boyfriend is states away and

We’ve had a rough past two weeks, but I love my boyfriend

We’ve had a rough past two weeks, but I love my boyfriend

I’m missing my boyfriend so badly I legit might cry I just

I’m missing my boyfriend so badly I legit might cry I just

My boyfriend drunkenly telling our friends how amazing I look

My boyfriend drunkenly telling our friends how amazing I look

I will never understand my boyfriends fascination with my stretch

I will never understand my boyfriends fascination with my stretch

sending dirty pictures to my boyfriend because i’m just

sending dirty pictures to my boyfriend because i’m just

this is a real text i sent to my boyfriend just now.

this is a real text i sent to my boyfriend just now.

my mom’s boyfriend is muslim….its ramadan…fool

my mom’s boyfriend is muslim….its ramadan…fool

so i was just looking at this sandwich website to order some

so i was just looking at this sandwich website to order some