“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll
“I’ll eat you out even though digestion slows me
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll
“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s
“I’ll tease you more than Arwel Wyn Jones.”
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window
“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”
“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s
“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period…
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for
“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make
“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock
“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die
“I don’t do anonymous clients, but for you I’ll
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that
“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly
“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic,
“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special
“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be