inceztum: “Geez, Mom, are you sure this is OK?” “Relax,”
turnpikehootenanny: You bear the vicious brunt of this story
GL: sherlock are you at a crime scene without authorization SH:
Rock solid Mom Logic.
#myart
Weirdo survivalist Connie is best Connie.
Friend good.
Hello, Topaz. Hello, grotesquely trapped humans.
Aw jeez.
rvpphire:Are You My Dad is up
ninsegado91: dream-cassette: “are you my dad?” Thicc!
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite
so my mother called with my dad on speaker phone and here are
Pretty much everyone’s first thought upon meeting the new Gems
popikat: Are you ‘my dad’?
KROSSAN
jackwynand: daddy issues = not funny being traumatized by a
Chouchou is gonna meet Sasuke and be like “hot damn are you
Chocho is gonna meet Sasuke and be like “hot damn are you my
Chouchou is gonna meet Sasuke and be like “hot damn are you
youngtop4dadbottom: Dad? where are you? My nuts are heavy. It’s
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he
When I was a kid and my dad would call a restaurant to make an
spirited-fox: Just wanted to tell you all a little story. My
you are the sun.
MY DAD AND I ARE GETTING NEW WEIGHTS FOR THE BASEMENT YAAAAYYY
eridan-amporadorable: IT! DOES! NOT! MATTER! IF! YOU! ARE! JOKING!
GUys my aunt called my dad Lucifer… My aunt:So Lucifer
lesly-oh: Are you my dad?
bootleg-firework: shrinking-ulzzang: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive:
madeupmonkeyshit: African parents are the type to beat your
OMFG MY DAD IS BLASTING FRIDAY FROM HIS COMPUTER
i have 3 anons who are amethyst birthstones and their opinions
I’m watching Bronze with my dad and he just got up and
directorhachi: OKAY SO ABOUT THAT NEW PROMO Just about the biggest
pearlssardonyx:Are you “my dad”? Thanks to /r/SULeaks and