boss-hard:  There are nearly 1000 captions on my blog, and you

boss-hard: There are nearly 1000 captions on my blog, and you

 “I have a story for you! So, I was sitting in first period

“I have a story for you! So, I was sitting in first period

Once they had put their children to bed, his wife invited him

Once they had put their children to bed, his wife invited him

When your wife said that she had liked very much that you had

When your wife said that she had liked very much that you had

nastyhalfbreed:  titan—ia:  it’s fucking hot and i had to

nastyhalfbreed: titan—ia: it’s fucking hot and i had to

snail-speed: Were dinosaurs really just giant birbs  I mean I

snail-speed: Were dinosaurs really just giant birbs I mean I

So I just had the longest day ever…  3pm: Got picked up

So I just had the longest day ever… 3pm: Got picked up

Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean

Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean

theresaheroinyou answered your question: I just had a weird,

theresaheroinyou answered your question: I just had a weird,

frank-the-amazhang:  DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL

frank-the-amazhang: DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL

frank-the-amazhang:  DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL

frank-the-amazhang: DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL

queerlychristian: crazy-pages:  dailycandicekpatton:  I had a

queerlychristian: crazy-pages: dailycandicekpatton: I had a

I just had this wave of “I want to be a little bit normal

I just had this wave of “I want to be a little bit normal

okay, no joke, I get my ass kicked in Never Have I Ever, because

okay, no joke, I get my ass kicked in Never Have I Ever, because

soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper

soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper

zubat:  One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission

zubat: One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission

dailyphillipasoo:  I feel like there’s been a lot of speculation

dailyphillipasoo: I feel like there’s been a lot of speculation

dementorkissmycooch:   imaginebackwards:  frank-the-amazhang:

dementorkissmycooch: imaginebackwards: frank-the-amazhang:

unpretty:  unpretty:  i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls

unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls

eveningflares:   #oh god and i just keep thinking about how elizabeth

eveningflares: #oh god and i just keep thinking about how elizabeth

eveningflares:   #oh god and i just keep thinking about how elizabeth

eveningflares: #oh god and i just keep thinking about how elizabeth

gourmetknights:  remember when the gameboy advance sp came out

gourmetknights: remember when the gameboy advance sp came out

Ever seen a grown-ass man cry because he couldn’t fit his

Ever seen a grown-ass man cry because he couldn’t fit his

nectarousneko:  BUT THE BEST WAS WHEN PEARL HAD HIM UNDER HER

nectarousneko: BUT THE BEST WAS WHEN PEARL HAD HIM UNDER HER

Something that amused me in that Rebecca Sugar interview from

Something that amused me in that Rebecca Sugar interview from

I had a Speech class in my second year in college (it was a requirement)

I had a Speech class in my second year in college (it was a requirement)

I got blood drawn this morning (for tests) and they had to fill

I got blood drawn this morning (for tests) and they had to fill

frank-the-amazhang:   DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL

frank-the-amazhang: DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL

So the first night I moved in I had a couple of bottles with

So the first night I moved in I had a couple of bottles with

caprinocultura:  today’s project in reminiscing was to stumble

caprinocultura: today’s project in reminiscing was to stumble

goddesswithinyou:  “We had a lot of trouble with western

goddesswithinyou: “We had a lot of trouble with western

maybeiwasserious:  blackfangirlsunite:  neworleans-unknown:

maybeiwasserious: blackfangirlsunite: neworleans-unknown:

neotrances:neotrances:this guy came thru self check out and stood

neotrances:neotrances:this guy came thru self check out and stood

azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t

azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t

I have been watching top ten lists and I am getting annoyed,

I have been watching top ten lists and I am getting annoyed,

heavensickness:Do you ever think about your mutuals (even the

heavensickness:Do you ever think about your mutuals (even the