“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date
“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real
“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died…
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or
“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll
“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only
“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall
“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable,
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right
“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because
“If you were 221b, I would never let the illustrator make
“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your
“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure,
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell
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