“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted
“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–
“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs.
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping
“Science of Deduction? Wouldn’t you rather hear about
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat…
“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just
“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout
“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted
“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.â€
“I could deduce everything about you, but I’d much
“Sorry about all the music. I play the violin when I’m
“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.â€
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not
(sherlock’s thinkin about how the apron matches john’s
one of the roommates finally finished season 1 of sherlock and
The Fabulous Originals, by Irving Wallace (New English Library,