You are such a good boy! Ultrammf
You are such a good boy! Ultrammf
Kiss me whilst I stretch your little pussy, whore. I want you
You immediately noticed that your wife was on a business trip
You bought them for your wife …to wear them for your boss
You know who you are
chronicerection:XL, Sexiest Man in Porn
baeronism: this quiz tells you what your homeric epithet would
pikaballoons: thedreamcatchersheart: fuck all of you seriously
carcino-fucking-geneticist: WHEN YOU IMPLY FICTIVES ARE “HAVING
anharri: fiztheancient: anharri: I drew me again. Idk what
anharri: fiztheancient: anharri: fiztheancient: anharri:
montbear: pikaballoons: when you group otherkin in with lgbt
pikaballoons: rottenmeats: literallydavosseaworth: clarri:
rottenmeats: armedrobertry: dumbthingssocialjusticeblogssay:
antistellar: whenshewasme: hedonisticparadise: look, guys,
“no i dont want attention” YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT
condescefempreg: fiztheancient: “no i dont want attention”
yes because references have absolutely everything to do with
shoresoftheshadowlands: turntech-dave: Where Dreams Are Born:
You Know You Are a Vegan When...
carbyle: meuwlins: hello here is something very important!!!
videogamebf: tentacrab: okay but no seriously making fun of
beautifulpeople-dopefashion-etc:sassy-crazy-beautiful: r3giment:
the-amazing-bambi-man: What was the first thing you did, when
thedalekmaster: winterinthetardis: Julie Gardner and David
you see I wouldn’t trust a man or a woman to be my whole
theruleset:you wanted more of this shit steve you are beautiful
withmybyemyself: Paul Rudd on being in People Magazine’s Sexiest
You are now aware that the “Yo Yo Yo HEY MAN” guy
God i just really really really reeeeally wanna make out with
You are a worthless slut who knows well how to be accepted by
You don’t need to go anywhere; you are the place to go
You are a smart girl; men have to be the most important thing
You Are Just Meat
I hope that every man who thinks it is amusing to consistently