Daddy: ‘Next time when I ask you who this ass belongs to

Daddy: ‘Next time when I ask you who this ass belongs to

“you know what, bitch, I’ve just pissed on your ancestors,

“you know what, bitch, I’ve just pissed on your ancestors,

When you asked your wife, “What are you thinking about?”

When you asked your wife, “What are you thinking about?”

grandmagnus:  I can’t hear you, what are you saying? You’re

grandmagnus: I can’t hear you, what are you saying? You’re

forbiddendesires123:  “What are you? Say it! What are you!”“Mhmmmmm

forbiddendesires123: “What are you? Say it! What are you!”“Mhmmmmm

lovethefamly:  - I don’t think so mom. He is fucking my girlfriend

lovethefamly: - I don’t think so mom. He is fucking my girlfriend

angryblackman:  vivianstormborn:  IM.JUST.SAYING  What are you

angryblackman: vivianstormborn: IM.JUST.SAYING What are you

breakfastbooty:   Weiss, you’re so cute when you’re like

breakfastbooty: Weiss, you’re so cute when you’re like

littlebuttslut:  “Look at yourself. This is who you are

littlebuttslut: “Look at yourself. This is who you are

diksex:  - Hey honey … you know… the twins will be waiting

diksex: - Hey honey … you know… the twins will be waiting

sammi-doodles:“She loves me…she loves me not…she love m-”“What

sammi-doodles:“She loves me…she loves me not…she love m-”“What

tokyotk:  gang0fwolves:  ok ….?people listened to it cause

tokyotk: gang0fwolves: ok ….?people listened to it cause

ask-lola-and-tiny-bold:  little-rainbird:  Rainbird: What? What

ask-lola-and-tiny-bold: little-rainbird: Rainbird: What? What

askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:bleedingraindrops​

askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:bleedingraindrops​

dailypleaselikeme:Wait. Arnold, are you having a bad day? Claire’s

dailypleaselikeme:Wait. Arnold, are you having a bad day? Claire’s

you're damn right

you're damn right

andyhozierbyrne:  Wrong one! You made it worse.

andyhozierbyrne: Wrong one! You made it worse.

billiepiedpiper:  ‘Oh, well, umm I’ve got to say David because

billiepiedpiper: ‘Oh, well, umm I’ve got to say David because

barnestans: Get to Know Me Meme:   1/5 Favourite Relationships:

barnestans: Get to Know Me Meme: 1/5 Favourite Relationships:

danaskully: Person 1: “Hey, are you going to the Oasis concert?”

danaskully: Person 1: “Hey, are you going to the Oasis concert?”

saphore: your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the

saphore: your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the

ebilflindas:  backwards amethyst lines: “Hey guys, what

ebilflindas: backwards amethyst lines: “Hey guys, what

most of those clips seem to be from “Cry for Help”. I know

most of those clips seem to be from “Cry for Help”. I know

livefortherisk:  it’s like it’s saying, “HUMAN! HUMAN!

livefortherisk: it’s like it’s saying, “HUMAN! HUMAN!

i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:  Orion nodded softly and watched

i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Orion nodded softly and watched

suzy-carmichael:  like who even cares about proper spelling or

suzy-carmichael: like who even cares about proper spelling or

 “Damned fool! Do you think I want that?! Do you think that

“Damned fool! Do you think I want that?! Do you think that

My drunk notes from when I ended up at a young republican engagement

My drunk notes from when I ended up at a young republican engagement

it is what it is

it is what it is

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

diksex:  - Hey honey … you know… the twins will be waiting

diksex: - Hey honey … you know… the twins will be waiting

reggiephelps:  I still don’t understand why anyone had to be

reggiephelps: I still don’t understand why anyone had to be

incorrectmidc:  Sid: The drink: five silver coins. The room:

incorrectmidc: Sid: The drink: five silver coins. The room:

redsky90:  “Goto-san! Let’s get married! I’ll do everything

redsky90: “Goto-san! Let’s get married! I’ll do everything

minnesotadaddyo:  cumfor-me:asking her to use her words to tell

minnesotadaddyo: cumfor-me:asking her to use her words to tell

gh0stmach1ne: It is said that Helen of Troy had “a face that

gh0stmach1ne: It is said that Helen of Troy had “a face that