“Am I the boss now?” My once brilliant receptionist
Alright, we’ve got three hotties here, struggling to get free.
websissy: My wife had told me that she felt badly for me when
privatefamilytime: My loving sister heard the rumors that I
asklickylick: I’m sick today so I barfed on UG and now Licky’s
shewantstobemyslut: Your friend said she couldn’t wait for
bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: She asked for it. Begged, really.
curiousasian: carpeculus: milkmeplease: I bet she did! Just
secretshelf: Peachy here was so nervous that she was shaking
denselessly: Jessie always makes it seem like I’m bullying
She teases me before she goes to work. While she’s gone
angrydeer: HORSE PLUSH GIVEAWAY (this shit is fake btw im giving
004mog:I checked with an ASM to get a second opinion on whether
jordan-reet: No it’s not like that, I want to get one, and
kinghallow: Another video of my wife that she sent me while
My boss randomly asked me if I had kids yesterday and it really
fruitcrocs:one time my mum was on a really bad date so she texted
hungson-21: Mom always seems to know when I've been stressed
pink-natural: Farmers: What is she doin’ out there? Me, In
paradeofproblematicfavs: randomstabbing: isohels: Do you know
kayewithane: Today my friend told me that his older brother
shingekinokyojinheaven: awwww-cute: The face she gives me when
humansofnewyork: “She keeps my spirit from getting heavy
toxicwinner: how many times have i seen the prettiest girls
ughughgugugu hi guhhhhh >:/ this girl keeps trying to hang
pinkandblackcat311: After a day full of errands I couldn’t
omgfamilyaffair: damn i love my moms big ass. all she has to
kristoffblogman:I know taylor “snake” swift has decided to
broverlother: I made a deal with my little sister, Samantha.
therightguy22: tester1001me: 4th year college. She said “I’m
setbabiesonfire: I was jamming out to NMH on the way home and
jessthemonkey: I was going to build a deck and my mom came out
My dog just sacred the absolute shit out of me because it was
charmingsego: When Yang commented on Adam’s semblance she said, “He
shout out to that fucking spider that decided to hang from the
o i just remembered that i wanted to mention when i went to walmart