“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well,
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you?
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you
“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.”
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel,
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations:
“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes…
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot…
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions,
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I
“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s
“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I
“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
FAP I MEAN FWAP NO WAIT I DO MEAN FAP hilarious-war: are you
sherlock 1: “this is my chair pick a different chair”
Sherlock as Howl from Howl’s moving castle, if you’d like!!!—