As twins, I knew my brother had some lascivious thoughts about

As twins, I knew my brother had some lascivious thoughts about

Did your mom forget to make you a sandwich again - show her why

Did your mom forget to make you a sandwich again - show her why

Did your mom forget to make you a sandwich again - show her why

Did your mom forget to make you a sandwich again - show her why

incteddybear:  After a few hard-to-explain spots appeared on

incteddybear: After a few hard-to-explain spots appeared on

a-hot-mom:  http://a-hot-mom.tumblr.com/  I’d love to be

a-hot-mom: http://a-hot-mom.tumblr.com/ I’d love to be

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

francesderwent:reblog this and tag with a food you no longer

francesderwent:reblog this and tag with a food you no longer

Mom didn’t feel like cooking neither did I #sandwich #hungry

Mom didn’t feel like cooking neither did I #sandwich #hungry

shefightsgirls:  Sometimes mom worked overtime and blamed dad

shefightsgirls: Sometimes mom worked overtime and blamed dad

Burn.

Burn.

stephenthebuttbandit:  imagine if you got asked out by the hottest

stephenthebuttbandit: imagine if you got asked out by the hottest

black-buttercup: imsoshive:   Me : Ma, what’s for dinner? Mom:

black-buttercup: imsoshive: Me : Ma, what’s for dinner? Mom:

whoresandjustgoodstuff:  Make me cum then make me a sandwich

whoresandjustgoodstuff: Make me cum then make me a sandwich

thetruetome:  RECOMMENDED    MY MOM IS SO FUCKIN HOT AND SLUTTY,

thetruetome: RECOMMENDED MY MOM IS SO FUCKIN HOT AND SLUTTY,

huffingtonpost:  WALMART’S ICE CREAM SANDWICHES DON’T MELT

huffingtonpost: WALMART’S ICE CREAM SANDWICHES DON’T MELT

pimpmymom:  Mom and her sister wanted to meet my new girlfriend.

pimpmymom: Mom and her sister wanted to meet my new girlfriend.

iandmyfamily:  Text from my daughter: “Dad. Mom just left to

iandmyfamily: Text from my daughter: “Dad. Mom just left to

anincestfamily:  When mom left it definitely brought us all closer.

anincestfamily: When mom left it definitely brought us all closer.

just-shower-thoughts:  You know you grew up poor if your mom

just-shower-thoughts: You know you grew up poor if your mom

unclefather:friends mom: do you like it? Is it good? me, eating

unclefather:friends mom: do you like it? Is it good? me, eating

so i was just looking at this sandwich website to order some

so i was just looking at this sandwich website to order some

dogshaming:  Free [sandwich for] Willy!!  I climbed on my mom’s

dogshaming: Free [sandwich for] Willy!! I climbed on my mom’s

“I would consider smashing my sandwich in your face, but

“I would consider smashing my sandwich in your face, but

howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:  My mom was waiting for me during

howsyourcoffeechadkroeger: My mom was waiting for me during