milf-eugenia: Your wife met me like this when I came to pick
I make her wear this when we’re picking up young lovers
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.”
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends,
Happy April Fool’s Day, everyone! (For those who missed
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D.
justonehellofafangirl: Me and my girlfriend using Sherlock related
“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you
“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking
“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and
“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next
“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.â€
“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by
“Forget the morgue. My real favorite room is your bedroom.”
whitemanbows2black: blackstepdaddy: This is a friday night
Meinmyplace for Inked Magazine. Hello Meredith. A total sweet
Meinmyplace for Inked Magazine. Hello Meredith. A total
Meinmyplace for Inked Magazine. Hello Meredith. A total
we had quite an audience for this one, taken near the end of
misshotwife: spadedwives:SPWV - One-two BBC punch. Hey that’s
Here is a short trailer for my new book Yes, It’s Real: Hypnosis
iwriteaboutfeminism:The stickers read: Persons of color picking
realdowntomarsgirll: gregwuzhere: dynastylnoire: didntfitthenarrative:
hennynut: Repeatedly showing footage of black people being murdered
just-shower-thoughts: Pick-up artists and garbage men should
stairway-to-kevin-tran: cassywinchestertheangel: The funniest
Today, I fucked up... by picking up a hitchhiker and then showing
malignedthoughts: Th Re-up game is real! Picking up the rest