“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.

“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.

“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”

“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”

“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’

“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’

“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”

“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”

Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna

Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna

“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you

“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you

Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 1

Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 1

smaugings:  ↳Sherlock meme 1-10 5 Relationships: Mycroft/Umbrella

smaugings: ↳Sherlock meme 1-10 5 Relationships: Mycroft/Umbrella

the-hedgehog-of-baskerville:  I’ll just leave this here..

the-hedgehog-of-baskerville: I’ll just leave this here..

maipurpletardis:  Bahahaha.  Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day

maipurpletardis: Bahahaha. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day

barachiki:  Mycroft abducts John to show off his new hat. 

barachiki: Mycroft abducts John to show off his new hat. 

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bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/38596689474/

The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing

“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing

“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but

“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but

“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella

“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella

The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number

The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous

The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous

i-just-really-like-aliens: biggest-goofiest-fish:  xxkatgotyourtonguexx:

i-just-really-like-aliens: biggest-goofiest-fish: xxkatgotyourtonguexx: