Oh my god sweetie …pound mommys pussy with that monster
Oh my god my little boy is huge! It’s been a long time
Your Son: Oh my god mom, your tits feel so good, I’m going
ididthethings: #he really is disarmingly sweet and genuinely
airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy: babypaintbrush: babypaintbrush:
urtube: h0llo: boychic: kaijuleng: tattoosfade: oppressionisntrad:
unsuitablecontent:tylerstacobell: OH MY GOD LMAOOOOO
lez-bruh: abilliondollarsonaelevator: weloveshortvideos: Their
vertigoats:look at these terrifying cookies my mom made for my
theblueboxboy: Everybody wants to be the Doctor, but unfortunately
terrifiedmouse: Noiz taking ‘Your Mom’ jokes too far
callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some
beautifulblacksheep: fettylabelle: modelingschool: juugmayne:
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have
modmad: ofpaintedflowers:Haven’t posted anything about my
koalacola:curioushabits:Watch this video. It’s like the ad
evgeniemalkin: one time I went grocery shopping with my moms
hikki-ko-mori: so i was taking a bath a bubble bath to be specific
thecommonchick: MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I
meterapix: SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND
xekstrin: not-cooper: My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here
oakynymph: chelcperetti: One day when I was fifteen I said
communistbakery: fuckingpunchmeintheface: communistbakery:
unclefather: my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly
clubsdeuce: clubsdeuce: my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff
danekez: danekez: Add “raised by a biker” to the list of
daisypeach: daisypeach: you guys all talk about how “petty”
klefable:i love little kids that share too much information.
undercovermcdfan: jon-snow: when we were babies my dad was
brokenbravery: i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and
mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even
Oh my god, my mom is using my sword to kill bugs on the ceiling.
soupery: bunch of stakes doodles bc im really pumped!! also
Undertale is so cute wha t the fuck oh my gosh TORIEL OH MY
vagiants: Me: *before I take my first bite* Mom: is it good?
catsandcunts: We made a cake for our friends that let us stay