So, it was your wife’s idea to send you to a masturbatrix.

So, it was your wife’s idea to send you to a masturbatrix.

It’s not only about the size, honey, it’s also about

It’s not only about the size, honey, it’s also about

The worst was when your boss told your wife, “tell your

The worst was when your boss told your wife, “tell your

Honey, why don’t you come here and help me finish dressing

Honey, why don’t you come here and help me finish dressing

It’s taking you too long to get an erection. Why don’t

It’s taking you too long to get an erection. Why don’t

 It’s taking you too long to get an erection. Why don’t you

It’s taking you too long to get an erection. Why don’t you

It’s soo lovely! I couldn’t have better friends than

It’s soo lovely! I couldn’t have better friends than

We have already talked about it, haven’t we? You must prove

We have already talked about it, haven’t we? You must prove

england001-yaoi:  Art tradewith modbec——————————————————————I

england001-yaoi: Art tradewith modbec——————————————————————I

me–and–her:  me—and—her:  My sweet gf.. She loves

me–and–her: me—and—her: My sweet gf.. She loves

I’ve only had my dog for three months and sometimes I get

I’ve only had my dog for three months and sometimes I get

dante painted me in her menstrual blood and it’s so beautiful,

dante painted me in her menstrual blood and it’s so beautiful,

I love watching RWBY reaction videos because seeing people get

I love watching RWBY reaction videos because seeing people get

Siege who makes some really cool stuff you should probably check

Siege who makes some really cool stuff you should probably check

Old picture of me and my dog buddy Karma. I got to spend a few

Old picture of me and my dog buddy Karma. I got to spend a few

Me and my partner adopted a cat last night. It was a full moon

Me and my partner adopted a cat last night. It was a full moon

pepperree:  FEATURE FRIDAY!!! ヾ(♥ó㉨ò)ノ(Doin’ it

pepperree: FEATURE FRIDAY!!! ヾ(♥ó㉨ò)ノ(Doin’ it

So my friend had a diamond  shape object on her bed. I picked

So my friend had a diamond shape object on her bed. I picked

And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it

And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it

  It was very much inspired by me and my personality, so that

It was very much inspired by me and my personality, so that

iimako:  #ugh I love lok animation #korra is shown to be incredibly

iimako: #ugh I love lok animation #korra is shown to be incredibly

reichenbackdatassup:  wow my brother was telling me this joke

reichenbackdatassup: wow my brother was telling me this joke

thabootyscholar:  itsmisspickle:  bae–electronica:  pashionforfashion21allday:

thabootyscholar: itsmisspickle: bae–electronica: pashionforfashion21allday:

Requiem for a dream was the reason I never did drugs as teenager.

Requiem for a dream was the reason I never did drugs as teenager.

Ended up crying a bunch after the dentist but my new cat Shadow

Ended up crying a bunch after the dentist but my new cat Shadow

God I love living in the PNW! Mini camping adventure out by Forks

God I love living in the PNW! Mini camping adventure out by Forks

thelovenotebook:  “We were back under the stars and the moon,

thelovenotebook: “We were back under the stars and the moon,

and i was watching bridesmaids and now i cant anymore because

and i was watching bridesmaids and now i cant anymore because

it was my mother’s birthday today and I snuck around putting

it was my mother’s birthday today and I snuck around putting

soo I had a dream the other nightme and darfin went to this club

soo I had a dream the other nightme and darfin went to this club

and not only that but guess whatthere’s this girl i knew irl

and not only that but guess whatthere’s this girl i knew irl

lala-76:  caferacer23:  1-fitness-junkie:  1-fitness-junkie:

lala-76: caferacer23: 1-fitness-junkie: 1-fitness-junkie:

snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:+Jen is stupid 

snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:+Jen is stupid 

nunvil:  when pidge saw the pilot and her voice went all small

nunvil: when pidge saw the pilot and her voice went all small

And this is what’s wrong with 50 shades of grey. The white

And this is what’s wrong with 50 shades of grey. The white

This woman at work is so bloody territorialI swear she would

This woman at work is so bloody territorialI swear she would