isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive

gukju:*me at the tattoo parlor* yes i’d like an infinite sign..

gukju:*me at the tattoo parlor* yes i’d like an infinite sign..

bladdershycutiepie: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone

bladdershycutiepie: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone

pepperree:  pepperree:  Oops this has already been reblogged

pepperree: pepperree: Oops this has already been reblogged

dearlesbian:  someone: what harry potter house are you :) me:

dearlesbian: someone: what harry potter house are you :) me:

my blog is great but have u seen my ass

my blog is great but have u seen my ass

kalxskirata:  This is literally me. Like, genuinely 90% of the

kalxskirata: This is literally me. Like, genuinely 90% of the

brunten: firefawkes:  Same  But this is literally me

brunten: firefawkes: Same But this is literally me

This is literally me when I invite a new guy to join our Xbox

This is literally me when I invite a new guy to join our Xbox

tinygayscully:  me: where is everybody me: (looks at clock) me:

tinygayscully: me: where is everybody me: (looks at clock) me:

theperksofbeingsoftgrunge:  teadalek:  #this is literally me

theperksofbeingsoftgrunge: teadalek: #this is literally me

fuckmestupid: frenums:   THIS IS LITERALLY ME

fuckmestupid: frenums: THIS IS LITERALLY ME

boringthrill:  aguasdelchavo:  trying to sound like a normal

boringthrill: aguasdelchavo: trying to sound like a normal

mudora: polydactyl-orion: A constant mood  This is LITERALLY

mudora: polydactyl-orion: A constant mood  This is LITERALLY

lotolle:  thisis-my-note:  disgracefullyriversong:  cumber-kitty:

lotolle: thisis-my-note: disgracefullyriversong: cumber-kitty:

probablyinyourfandom:Dating me is literally a whole lot of- bad

probablyinyourfandom:Dating me is literally a whole lot of- bad

me: *tries to be flirty* you: “aw, you’re adorable” me:

me: *tries to be flirty* you: “aw, you’re adorable” me:

cutegirlonline:  me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious*

cutegirlonline: me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious*

thatsthat24: pistachiolyon:   thomas-sanders-with-vine: Nighttime

thatsthat24: pistachiolyon: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Nighttime

wardenblues:  Cat: *whiny meow* Me: *imitates sarcastically*

wardenblues: Cat: *whiny meow* Me: *imitates sarcastically*

rosison:  shenko:  garbage-senpai:  conallcd117:  moredepth:

rosison: shenko: garbage-senpai: conallcd117: moredepth:

plannedparenthood:  When cramps are bumming you out and even

plannedparenthood: When cramps are bumming you out and even

haveitjoeway:*watches porn*me: this intro is taking too long*skips

haveitjoeway:*watches porn*me: this intro is taking too long*skips

expiry:  expiry:  This is literally me when my mum asks me to

expiry: expiry: This is literally me when my mum asks me to

aiela:  this is literally me right now please don’t change

aiela: this is literally me right now please don’t change

aiela:  this is literally me right now please don’t change

aiela: this is literally me right now please don’t change

letsgetlucky:  quidditchcaptain:  leannecswizzle:  I’M LAUGHING

letsgetlucky: quidditchcaptain: leannecswizzle: I’M LAUGHING

 this is literally me trying to get my life together…

this is literally me trying to get my life together…

quizasnuncafuisteparami:   this is literally me trying to get

quizasnuncafuisteparami: this is literally me trying to get

hotfrogs:  doorbell: *rings* me:

hotfrogs: doorbell: *rings* me:

@mypasalacqua LITERALLY ME IN EVERY SITUATION

@mypasalacqua LITERALLY ME IN EVERY SITUATION

girrrlcum:  This is literally me when I suck dick

girrrlcum: This is literally me when I suck dick

fvesos:I get scared when I’m showering and I hear noise like

fvesos:I get scared when I’m showering and I hear noise like

twerkingforchickenuggets:  This is literally me when su comes

twerkingforchickenuggets: This is literally me when su comes

fousheezy:  shenko:  garbage-senpai:  conallcd117:  moredepth:

fousheezy: shenko: garbage-senpai: conallcd117: moredepth:

starrycove:  Don’t act like pidge is not the favorite

starrycove: Don’t act like pidge is not the favorite