CAPTION COMPETITION TIME! It’s the first caption competition
CAPTION COMPETITION 1 WINNER! Roses are red Cages are silver
No, I’ll never let you beg to get out of chastity. I
You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to
I own you. It’s safe, sane and consensual. But I own you.
Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of
You are kidding about thursday night, sweetheart, aren’t
Let’s see if you’re right… If my new bra
Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all. Sorry you can’t
You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you
Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom
You are going to get up here … but you’re going
That’s hilarious, sweetie. You’ve finished your
I will gently stroke your ball. I will beat you. I will let you
I don’t care that your dad didn’t take you into
Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment. Meanwhile go home
Even if you had already shaved, you wouldn’t be coming.
Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing
I’ll carry on undressing … … but if you
No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me. So you’re
Stop looking so smug and get on with the ironing. Oh, and take
I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie
I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take
Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen! Another month for
And point 17, you didn’t… Hey! You’re looking
Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I
I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.
Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting
Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon. Now that
Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to
Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you
Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”
I’m a black belt in the marital art of making my husband
Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m
I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones
Oh, you’re home. Get on the floor. I’ve decided