“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”

“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”

“I’m sorry my face puts you off. Perhaps you’d

“I’m sorry my face puts you off. Perhaps you’d

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re

“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your

“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient,

“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient,

“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on

“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on

“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”

“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”

“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your

“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your

“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to

“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to

“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as

“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as

“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re

“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re

“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like

“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like

“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise

“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise

“I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen

“I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face

“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face…

“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face…

“Anderson, face the other way. You’re making me

“Anderson, face the other way. You’re making me

Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this

Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this

“People don’t really go to Heaven when they die.

“People don’t really go to Heaven when they die.

The PTA turned out to be a GREAT way to meet other stay-at-home

The PTA turned out to be a GREAT way to meet other stay-at-home

“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on

“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on

“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it

“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it

Covered but exposed! Concealing her face, but not everything

Covered but exposed! Concealing her face, but not everything

Her face makes this photograph. That look of pure pleasure as

Her face makes this photograph. That look of pure pleasure as

adjnoco: She took a snapchat with the face filter and this happened.

adjnoco: She took a snapchat with the face filter and this happened.

talkin2myselfaaaaaye:  Adventures of Ray and her new phone it’s

talkin2myselfaaaaaye: Adventures of Ray and her new phone it’s

blondebrainpower:Cats Reacting to a Face Filter

blondebrainpower:Cats Reacting to a Face Filter

bonersniper:I love when the snapchat filters glitch on me

bonersniper:I love when the snapchat filters glitch on me

chekhovzgun:  I’m obsessed with this filter honestly

chekhovzgun: I’m obsessed with this filter honestly

foxywinchesters:For anon: tired, rough af selfie with added filter

foxywinchesters:For anon: tired, rough af selfie with added filter

I love this filter. Not sure why I’ve never used Snapchat

I love this filter. Not sure why I’ve never used Snapchat

Face off #clouds #filter #lights #street  #Santurce #daily

Face off #clouds #filter #lights #street #Santurce #daily

soz but my face looks better with a snapchat filter on it. actually

soz but my face looks better with a snapchat filter on it. actually

This filter gives me life goddamn

This filter gives me life goddamn