When my girlfriend texted me a picture of my birthday present,

When my girlfriend texted me a picture of my birthday present,

ask-poison-joke:  Ice bucket Challenge  I was nominated by Satine

ask-poison-joke: Ice bucket Challenge  I was nominated by Satine

I’VE TRIED MANY TIMES ON RARE OCCASIONS TO DRAW THIS LITTLE

I’VE TRIED MANY TIMES ON RARE OCCASIONS TO DRAW THIS LITTLE

there’s a dick joke in here somewhere

there’s a dick joke in here somewhere

anythingbutdarling.tumblr.com/post/64259904508/

anythingbutdarling.tumblr.com/post/64259904508/

peng-ko:  tone-chan:  Overly attached Knock Out is…overly attached……

peng-ko: tone-chan: Overly attached Knock Out is…overly attached……

Of course they are laughing he has a horrible skin snout, unlike

Of course they are laughing he has a horrible skin snout, unlike

an-assassin-named-ghost replied to your post:Have you seen the

an-assassin-named-ghost replied to your post:Have you seen the

likeableartist:  oh, click here for new’d’s nsfw ahead

likeableartist: oh, click here for new’d’s nsfw ahead

Pinkamena: The Big Stabbing Laugh Will someone please tell Mrs.

Pinkamena: The Big Stabbing Laugh Will someone please tell Mrs.

yaoi-yuri-lover-404:  Omo Community FlagsI present to you the

yaoi-yuri-lover-404: Omo Community FlagsI present to you the

xxtokyogirlxx:  People making jokes about the tsunami that has

xxtokyogirlxx: People making jokes about the tsunami that has

genderjuice:  honestly trying to be friendly with non-sjw ppl

genderjuice: honestly trying to be friendly with non-sjw ppl

pondwitch: rcktpwr:  asukasimulator:  rcktpwr: i hate to say

pondwitch: rcktpwr: asukasimulator: rcktpwr: i hate to say

higgsbison:  Item description is never wrongI’m working on

higgsbison: Item description is never wrongI’m working on

kingchubcub:  kcd83:  cubbytyty:  I wasn’t going to upload

kingchubcub: kcd83: cubbytyty: I wasn’t going to upload

havesomemoore:  My worst joke yet.   the most horrible monster

havesomemoore: My worst joke yet. the most horrible monster

reblog for a horrible but funny joke in your ask

reblog for a horrible but funny joke in your ask

dateacutiesuggestion:Date a cutie who makes absolutely horrible

dateacutiesuggestion:Date a cutie who makes absolutely horrible

rolltoncaptain:  crazyaboutsethrollins:  mmmmmmmmmm  This looks

rolltoncaptain: crazyaboutsethrollins: mmmmmmmmmm This looks

ask-internetexplorer:  Now we should Fix 502’s Bad Gateway.

ask-internetexplorer: Now we should Fix 502’s Bad Gateway.

asksockz:  asknathanbrokenhorn:  … ((omg guys someone help

asksockz: asknathanbrokenhorn: … ((omg guys someone help

asktheconsoleponies:  Catching a cold there, buddy? (This was

asktheconsoleponies: Catching a cold there, buddy? (This was

theanti90smovement:   The US government has just approved a controversial

theanti90smovement: The US government has just approved a controversial

consulting-cannibal:  ALRIGHT SO how about we all pretend that

consulting-cannibal: ALRIGHT SO how about we all pretend that

higgsbison:  Item description is never wrongI’m working on

higgsbison: Item description is never wrongI’m working on

shirobasdonger:  cinnapapa:  I’m pretty sure Mink would be

shirobasdonger: cinnapapa: I’m pretty sure Mink would be

My father just told a mother that she needs to be a better parent

My father just told a mother that she needs to be a better parent

marquesadesantos:  princessokami:  cliffocondahemmings:  aeon-fux:

marquesadesantos: princessokami: cliffocondahemmings: aeon-fux:

eggcroft:  jokes about men doing horrible things to their girlfriends

eggcroft: jokes about men doing horrible things to their girlfriends

interspeciestalker:  And the horrible joke award goes to…..

interspeciestalker: And the horrible joke award goes to…..

megandmrbig:  So when someone says they like all the things about

megandmrbig: So when someone says they like all the things about

iamdarcylewis:   nonamenotheralias:   Who cares about the dress?

iamdarcylewis: nonamenotheralias: Who cares about the dress?

I heard another funny joke. An ant and a spider cross each other’s

I heard another funny joke. An ant and a spider cross each other’s

quintessentialrecluse:  i don’t care what movie it is i will

quintessentialrecluse: i don’t care what movie it is i will

divetotheheart4:  The Legend of Korra: Spirits and Friends! I

divetotheheart4: The Legend of Korra: Spirits and Friends! I