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SAME, but with my dad, he suggested it for a hot minute, and I was like... I'm fourteen and I know this is a horrible idea, queue
published on: 2014-09-01 07:41:42
SAME, but with my dad, he suggested it for a hot minute, and I was like... I'm fourteen and I know this is a horrible idea, queue
published on: 2014-09-01 07:41:42