published on: 2013-06-01 09:34:00
Marilyn Monroe was the second coming of the messiah, she's still
I giggle when my ketchup bottle farts.
I love you so much I'd stay with you far after you can't get
So I just ended like a month long conversation with a follower,
When you're so high you try to pick your nipple up because you
It's been a crazy night. I'll never understand men, but I sure