published on: 2013-10-01 18:26:21
Caught in the Act! Ain’t that just like a woman; stealing
Good for the Gander: It’s only fair.
Sex Slave Deals: Always make them at least six months long. Longer
Premature Pass Phrase: Whisper it next time, or maybe say it
Conveniently Placed Fetishwear: If your dream outfit suddenly
Use Responsibly: That usually means “use often.”