 
 Your best friend is always telling you how hot your mom is and
 
 You were worried that as a white guy, your black girlfriend was
 
 Surely my dickhead co worker wouldnt expose himself to my 19
 
 When your wife’s huge black boss said she wasn’t
 
 You: Hey mom is that asshole gone now? Your Mom: Oh sweetie,
 
 Your neighbor’s dickhead son was having another loud party