published on: 2014-07-21 19:55:04
Guys- Look at your wife’s face just begging to choke on
Ladies- After you eat my ass and blow me to completion, go home
Guys- Little did you know the security cameras you installed
Ladies- After 10 years of marriage and 2 kids you worked hard
Ladies- Don’t bite too hard, you wouldn’t want to
Guys- As if you hated it enough that you knew I was fucking your