published on: 2014-07-09 15:35:28
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Guys- Why would she want you, when she can have this?
Girls- If you want to make the squad, you’re gonna have
Ladies- Your husband keeps asking why the bed squeaks so much…it’ll
Guys- I got a boner on the road trip, your girl wanted to see
Ladies- I always keep a firm grip on the situation, unlike your