published on: 2014-07-06 03:09:09
everybodywantstobeawhore: â¤ï¸ Guys- don’t worry,
Ladies- Be honest, your husband can’t fuck you the way
Guys- Why would she want you, when she can have this?
Guys- Your wife won’t touch your cock but she takes my
Girls- If you want to make the squad, you’re gonna have
Ladies- Your husband keeps asking why the bed squeaks so much…it’ll