published on: 2014-07-03 21:07:19
Guys- she tells you she doesn’t do anal. She means with
Ladies- Yeah you’re cheating on your boyfriend with me
Guys- Look at your lovely wife. Why would she want your cock
Ladies- Once I think you’re ready I’ll bring a friend
Ladies- This hole belongs to me, your husband isn’t allowed
Guys- my tutoring sessions with your daughter are going great.