edwardspoonhands: ombrophilia: this is literally my favorite
unamusedpixie: I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.
i must admit sometimes I fantasize about you too
flavorsofsam: OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE
aredpyramidthing: divorcedreality: gfdi CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS
aseaofquotes: Mary Shelley, Frankenstein