published on: 2016-09-16 00:38:52
qh: police officer: *handcuffs me* me: *blushes* police officer: “what
I'm a slut for sunsets and stars and soft rain and wind and flowers
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fukkkres: safety boy tell ‘em
EVERYTHING MEANS TWO OR MORE THINGS
historyandmemes: Police: “OJ, your wife is dead.” OJ Simpson: