published on: 2018-03-09 07:53:28
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My assistant, Lubi, and my girlfriend, Laryssa, made small talk
My Wife Volunteered to Help My Best Friend Shave, Which I Thought
My buddy Jeff was down on his luck, unemployed and almost homeless.
“Where were you guys?” I asked my wife. I lost her in the