Pro Tip: Don’t belive everything you read!My roommate Bethany
When he got home, both girls came running up to him dressed in
Pro Tip: Lick your lips, get more tips. 8===D——{
Andre takes a photo like this on every business trip. Sometimes
He wrote “Get in my office and do your job!” and
Fuck a lady such. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Show animals are used to being scrutinized. 8===D——{
“Don’t worry honey, if they come any closer I’ll
“Wait! Display.” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Getting ready for the party. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Lisa Ann giving a half hearted post cum blast pipe cleaning.
Pro Tip: The clichés work. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
I love the tendon that runs from the sholder to the breast. 8===D——{
Does that say “Whore” or “Whoa”? 8===D——{
David was so pissed, he wouldn’t talk to Joe for a week.
The power of 7 men in one shot. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
People who take their cats for walks on leashes are so weird.
The conference room was taken (meaning booked, occupied, full)
That face! Those boobs! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
This candy-striper didn’t strip for her candy. 8===D——{
Everytime she was about to come, the guys would pull out, then
Surprise party. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Reverse jackhammer?Jill and the Giant Beanstalk?Oil Pump?Space
By now her entire chest was soaked in her own saliva. “I’ve
“Hold up them melons, skank!”, he bellowed as he
The perfect Tinder profile pic. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The correct way to pleasure your neighbour. 8===D——{
If a nymphomaniac sucks dick by a ppol, does she become a water
A smile of contentment. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
You don’t have to pull my hair, but it’s recommended.
The excitement was palatable. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
“Where are you going?”, she asked, suddenly concerned.
The guys started calling her “Roomba”, becuse she
Pro Tip:He can call you all manner of degrading nouns,every depraved
Tink was not all bad: or, rather, she was all bad just now, but,
If you do one good deed your reward usually is to be set to do