published on: 2013-12-14 15:41:01
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Mrs. Johnson was skeptical when I told her I was the perfect
What do you mean you got a C in Anatomy, young man? You certainly
I need your honest opinion Dad, do these shoes make my butt look
“Young man, do you see what time it is? You promised me you’d
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