Gun by my side just incase I gotta run. #fugees #thescore #igrewuponthisshit
Whoops
Dead dog is dead. #shesnotreallydead #shesonlysleeping #dog #goldenretriever
That cashier probably thinks I’m the biggest douchebag.
Bought another pair of Doc’s. I may or may not have a problem.
Your daddy works in porno, now that mommy’s not around.