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this song started playing when I read this omg
published on: 2013-10-31 13:44:05
didathing: [ AGGRESSIVELY FALLS IN LOVE WITH A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER
cries a lot in the toilets at work about nothing
time-travelingbananas: cunicular: New Zealand is the worst
that dog just ain't gonna hunt
somnulentia: favorite movies: Despicable Me (2010)“One
grievous bodily calm