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 My lesbian sister, Judy, and her partner, Heather, had come to
 
 “I have two special bulls-eyes for you, Daddy. You can
 
 Got a text message from mom: Heard about this “sexting”
 
 My parents take sex education seriously. First it was Mom explaining
 
 The family reunion basically was just a game of musical beds.