published on: 2012-12-25 22:39:47
billythomas: It’s only a matter of time before I get my first
billythomas: I once asked Dad why my thing as so small compared
billythomas: “Of course you can have some, son. Tuck in.”
billythomas: “Whaddya say to that, son? Can you believe your
billythomas: Dad hadn’t used lube in over a year. I’d loosen
billythomas: Dad would get up from the dining table and announce